"The Hammer's just so hype"

On the way out of my house:

    Me:     I need to hammer that in [pointing to the hinge pin in my front door].

    Visitor: I think I have a hammer in my car.
    Me:     Oh, I have one in my basement. I just need to remember to do it.
    Visitor: Of course you do... I bet your hammers have hammers.

Although it was a joke... it's not so far off.

However, my hammers don't have hammer pants!

Shhhhh, don't tell I own 2 prybars.